*How good is having the rugby back?* Hahahahahaha. Watching Prime Minister presser: Oi, ScoMo is gonna say something funny. Anything related to VB.ĭrinking this here tinnie, in this here Ute, out in the GAFA, with you mad cunts, is the ant’s pants mate.
#SCARY BARNEY MEME FULL#
Mate, can we get going already? These little ankle biters are full on. Accidentally brushing up against these will leave you in agonizing pain. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for an annoying young kid.Ĭan also refer to poisonous plants commonly found in the jungles of far north Queensland. Fully sick, got hectic yellow and pink fluro nitro gas coming out of em everytime I press em.Ĭar enthusiast 2: Oh mad, out the exhaust?Ĭar enthusiast 1: Nah cunt, right out the f*cking brakes! Suss this out. Don’t forget to use em, you dickhead.Ĭar enthusiast 1: Check out the new anchors I modded on me car. After the footy I reckon.īrakes, for any sort of vehicle. Person 2: Lost an arm wrestle with a f*cker built like a brick sh*thouse. Refers to the fact that most beer is amber and also a fluid.īloke 1: Suss out some amber fluid at the pub I reckon.īloke 2: I reckon mate.Bloke 1: Oath.Bloke 2: Oath. Always in the shit but still puts on a belter of a party for us. Always in the shitīloke 1: Ya hear the news? Bazza is in strife, might not even make it to his own piss-up!īloke 2: He’s a bloody legend isn’t he. Shelia 2: You’re a deadset dickhead mate. Sheila 1: Nah mate, I hear the koalas got a bloody roarin’ drugs trade garn on in there. Sheila 2: The zoo? Are ya taking the piss? Sheila 1: I’ve heard the Zoo is all the go on a Friday night. Something, usually an event or location, that is extremley popular, particularly among a specific demographic. But trooper that he is, still all smiles. Someone who’s generally amicable, happy and pleasant to those in their company, even in spite of difficult circumstances.īarry: Did ya hear about Steve mate? His missus f*ckin cheated on the poor bloke. Mate 1: So there’s this bottle-o down the road sellin out of date piss for 20 bucks a slab. Mate 1: We only get 20 bucks between us and we need a slab. To be open to whatever hectic idea one of your dumbass mates has.
Jillaroo: I used to think you had a munted face and that I could never give ya a root. Vague.īloke 1: Mate I tried to track down where the closest servo in Bendigo was for a pack of Winnie blues but the copper’s response was all airy fairy and I ended up in Wollongong.Ī brand of fully sick hats worn by true blue Aussie farmers. When a sheila or bloke tries to explain something but makes no bloody sense while doing so. You see Tommo stack it last night? He was super aggro. “Aggressive” or “aggression.” Often associated with drinking. Woman: Ew, you play aerial pingpong? You’re a loser.
AFL clubs are lookin at me but for confidentiality reasons I can’t say which.
Man: Yeah what can I say? I’m the star midfielder for the Calder Cannons. It refers to the way in which Australian Rules Football is dictated by long, high kicks of the ball to either side of the playing field-but technically regular pingpong is aerial too. As with other Australian idioms it makes very little practical sense. Girl 2: Oath, it’s a bloody ripper ain’t it? Aerial ping pongĪ somewhat derogatory way of referring to Australian Rules Football. Girl 1: You seen the latest AAMI advert? Ketut is back! Put me in a state, couldn’t sleep for yonks just thinkin about it. Real tearjerker last night’s episode was mate. Bloke 1: Ay mate you seen the latest season of Neighbours?īloke 1: Bloody oath mate.
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